In catching up on things that never got finished during the holidays, I was going through some Christmas photos and came across this:
It just begs for a caption contest, doesn’t it? Give me your best shot — post your best caption (or captions) for this in the comments on my website (let’s say…by Valentine’s Day), and I’ll send a copy of the Dark Faith anthology to the one that makes me laugh the most.
I rarely post these caption-needy pics like this — the last one I put up was the famous John & Krissy Scalzi pic from Penguicon in 2009. They are a lot of fun, aren’t they? I really should do these more often!
16 thoughts on “Caption Me!”
From the man on the right: “Oops…yeah that was me.”
From the lady of the left: “Oh Goodness, what IS that smell?”
Blame it in the dog!
Oh No! I had no idea he still belived in Santa Claus.
The Ghost of Christmas Dinner Past comes calling.
Man says ” What do you mean you won the lottery and didn’t tell us at thanksgiving?”
Woman thinks “Oh, I wonder if he knows he is the only one they didn’t tell.”
After a bit of practice, Lester discovered that if burped and passed gas simultaneously, he could perform Jingle Bells in two part harmony.
Uncle Arnold makes his first annual faux paux of the holiday reunion.
“What do you mean you didn’t make the Christmas Borst!”
“Oh my! Is that the glass grandma emptied her colostomy bag into?”
Proudly lowering the tone!
Hey Uncle Fred, do you know what happened to the can with Grangran’s ashes? I thought I left it next to to instant cider mix.
“Excuse me, did you just say ‘It’s Easter’?”
“W” is for: You put WHAT in the Egg Nog?
I can’t believe we left THAT tape in the vcr!!!
“Alethea, I’m telling you, it’s the strangest thing. Every time I [edited because my parents read this blog] your mother upchucks a little in her mouth”.
“Bob! Whatever you do, don’t move…that evil sock creature is back and it’s about to pounce on your head.”
A shocked Dad says “Alethea I think your supposed to wear your Tiara on your head !”