Spam: Now With 20% More Thesaurus!

I get the nicest spam for this blog. They tell me I’m lovely and deep and fascinating. They promise to return again, and link to me. They tell me my hair is shiny and that my dreams will come true. Sometimes they play the devil’s advocate, hoping I’ll fight back in a rare fit of feist. Sometimes, they puzzle me…in the manner of Humpty Dumpty reciting “The Jabberwocky” from his perch on high.

Riddle me this, Batman:

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Okay….I totally get that the last line is “KEEP up the nice work.” Now I want to backwards-decipher the rest of it. Any help is greatly appreciated.