This Is Your Child On Reality.

Lee: (at a birthday party Sunday, dancing around with a butterfly wand) I’m a fairy!

Kaitlyn: (pictured) You’re not a fairy. You don’t have a dress on.

Lee: Maybe it’s Halloween and I’m in disguise!

Kaitlyn: It’s not Halloween.

Lee: Maybe it is in Fairy Land!

Kaitlyn: This is not Fairy Land.

Lee: (Stops dancing. Hands over the wand and walks away pouting.)