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Reasons I Don’t Date #244

July 6, 2009
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But I do own a big, bright orange tape measure.

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5 thoughts on “Reasons I Don’t Date #244”

  1. klingonguy on July 6, 2009

    Does this mean you’re coming to my birthday party this month?

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    • wyjoe on July 7, 2009

      Run away! Run away!

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    • admin on July 8, 2009

      Uh-uh, I know you d’in’t.

      Wait…is Val catering?

      Reply
  2. klingonguy on July 8, 2009

    Not only is Valerie handling all the food and beverage, she’s doing so without any interference from me. I’ll be away from home from Wednesday night on, running the annual Klingon language conference. I return home at noon on Sunday, for the start of the party!

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    • admin on July 8, 2009

      Wow! That’s super awesome.
      I will be quite sad to miss it!
      I hope you have a lovely party.

      Reply

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