Yes and No

YES, Kitti broke her arm over the weekend, and will not be at work for the next couple of days.

NO, I did not push her down at the roller rink.

I’ve been asked at least four times now. Really, people. I know you don’t *actually* think I’d do harm to anyone, but that you mentioned i at all means it at least crossed your mind. It’s slightly worrying.

Let me tell you a secret: my path to world domination does not include maiming one of my best friends.