Which One Of These Things

Tensions in the Emerald City were high this morning…and it had nothing to do with cat barf. No, what brought us to verging on fisticuffs this morning was over who knew the “correct” version of the “One of These Things Is Not Like The Other” song from Seame Street.

There was:

One of these things is not like the others /  one of these things just doesn’t belong…

and

One of these things is not like the others / three of these things are kind of the same…

Thanks to iPhones and the magic of Google, we discovered that we were *both* right. (Though yes, technically the first one is righter, but shhh.) And thank goodness, too. No one wants  to threaten Global Thermonuclear War before 8:00 in the morning.

So…which version of the song do you know?