RSS

Ceci N’est Pas Une Démocratie

It was bound to happen eventually, and what once before went without saying now, apparently, needs to be said.

Dear Visitor,

Welcome to my website. Browse through my galleries. Get lost in the hedge maze. Pick flowers in my garden. But please remember: This is not a democracy. Your free speech rules do not apply here. I am The Princess, and all ways about here belong to me. I will not tolerate malicious comments, toward myself or other people who frequent my site and choose to comment here. I am a benevolent ruler, but I am not afraid to strike down any who threaten to oppose me.

I have a Brute Squad, and they are always chomping at the bit for a good smiting. Please know that if you are the subject of said smiting, it will not be performed in a public forum. So if you are here to wave your flag about, you have come to the wrong place. I wear the tiara in this town. If you do not like what I post or the way I post it, you are free to take your bile elsewhere.

With love,

Princess Alethea

5 Comments | Tags: , , ,

How Can I Want to Date an Avatar You Don’t Have?

I was monkeying around last night with the comments section and learning fun new things about this here New Website of Awesomeness. Like:

1.) I only have to moderate your comment once. After that, if you use the same email address and IP, it goes through automatically.

2.) That “invisible guy” avatar was bugging me, so I changed it to this cool patterny thing a-la Cheryl Morgan. Now each post gets a unique cyberquilt square.

3.) If you *do* want a cool avatar (check the previous post’s comments to see examples), go to www.gravatar.com and associate a global avatar to your email address.It takes about 5 minutes to sync up.

Feel free to play around in the comments here and make yourselves all pretty. I’ll be back in a bit with some fun news.

6 Comments | Tags: , , , , , , , , ,