Caption Me!

In catching up on things that never got finished during the holidays, I was going through some Christmas photos and came across this:

It just begs for a caption contest, doesn’t it? Give me your best shot — post your best caption (or captions) for this in the comments on my website (let’s say…by Valentine’s Day), and I’ll send a copy of the Dark Faith anthology to the one that makes me laugh the most.

I rarely post these caption-needy pics like this — the last one I put up was the famous John & Krissy Scalzi pic from Penguicon in 2009. They are a lot of fun, aren’t they? I really should do these more often!

16 Responses to “Caption Me!”

  1. Kathy Crouch Says:

    From the man on the right: “Oops…yeah that was me.”
    From the lady of the left: “Oh Goodness, what IS that smell?”

  2. Alfred Johns Says:

    Blame it in the dog!

  3. Lee Watts Says:

    Oh No! I had no idea he still belived in Santa Claus.

  4. Theresa Taylor Says:

    The Ghost of Christmas Dinner Past comes calling.

  5. Missy Hood Says:

    Man says ” What do you mean you won the lottery and didn’t tell us at thanksgiving?”

    Woman thinks “Oh, I wonder if he knows he is the only one they didn’t tell.”

  6. ada brown Says:

    After a bit of practice, Lester discovered that if burped and passed gas simultaneously, he could perform Jingle Bells in two part harmony.

  7. Kevin Says:

    Uncle Arnold makes his first annual faux paux of the holiday reunion.

  8. drew Says:

    “What do you mean you didn’t make the Christmas Borst!”

  9. Dylan Fox Says:

    “Oh my! Is that the glass grandma emptied her colostomy bag into?”

    Proudly lowering the tone!

  10. Bracken Says:

    Hey Uncle Fred, do you know what happened to the can with Grangran’s ashes? I thought I left it next to to instant cider mix.

  11. Jakob Drud Says:

    “Excuse me, did you just say ‘It’s Easter’?”

  12. Robert B. Says:

    “W” is for: You put WHAT in the Egg Nog?

  13. Jamey Says:

    I can’t believe we left THAT tape in the vcr!!!

  14. Jeff Prettyman Says:

    “Alethea, I’m telling you, it’s the strangest thing. Every time I [edited because my parents read this blog] your mother upchucks a little in her mouth”.

  15. Ganja Ghoulenstein Says:

    “Bob! Whatever you do, don’t move…that evil sock creature is back and it’s about to pounce on your head.”

  16. John Channing Says:

    A shocked Dad says “Alethea I think your supposed to wear your Tiara on your head !”

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