In catching up on things that never got finished during the holidays, I was going through some Christmas photos and came across this:
It just begs for a caption contest, doesn’t it? Give me your best shot — post your best caption (or captions) for this in the comments on my website (let’s say…by Valentine’s Day), and I’ll send a copy of the Dark Faith anthology to the one that makes me laugh the most.
I rarely post these caption-needy pics like this — the last one I put up was the famous John & Krissy Scalzi pic from Penguicon in 2009. They are a lot of fun, aren’t they? I really should do these more often!











February 8th, 2011 at 9:34 am
From the man on the right: “Oops…yeah that was me.”
From the lady of the left: “Oh Goodness, what IS that smell?”
February 8th, 2011 at 9:56 am
Blame it in the dog!
February 8th, 2011 at 9:58 am
Oh No! I had no idea he still belived in Santa Claus.
February 8th, 2011 at 10:08 am
The Ghost of Christmas Dinner Past comes calling.
February 8th, 2011 at 10:45 am
Man says ” What do you mean you won the lottery and didn’t tell us at thanksgiving?”
Woman thinks “Oh, I wonder if he knows he is the only one they didn’t tell.”
February 8th, 2011 at 10:53 am
After a bit of practice, Lester discovered that if burped and passed gas simultaneously, he could perform Jingle Bells in two part harmony.
February 8th, 2011 at 11:25 am
Uncle Arnold makes his first annual faux paux of the holiday reunion.
February 8th, 2011 at 1:25 pm
“What do you mean you didn’t make the Christmas Borst!”
February 8th, 2011 at 3:02 pm
“Oh my! Is that the glass grandma emptied her colostomy bag into?”
Proudly lowering the tone!
February 8th, 2011 at 4:39 pm
Hey Uncle Fred, do you know what happened to the can with Grangran’s ashes? I thought I left it next to to instant cider mix.
February 9th, 2011 at 8:44 am
“Excuse me, did you just say ‘It’s Easter’?”
February 9th, 2011 at 10:18 am
“W” is for: You put WHAT in the Egg Nog?
February 9th, 2011 at 8:22 pm
I can’t believe we left THAT tape in the vcr!!!
February 9th, 2011 at 10:53 pm
“Alethea, I’m telling you, it’s the strangest thing. Every time I [edited because my parents read this blog] your mother upchucks a little in her mouth”.
February 10th, 2011 at 12:52 pm
“Bob! Whatever you do, don’t move…that evil sock creature is back and it’s about to pounce on your head.”
February 10th, 2011 at 3:03 pm
A shocked Dad says “Alethea I think your supposed to wear your Tiara on your head !”