Forgetting the Taste of Oxygen

Now that I’m better, I’m buried deep in all the stuff I’ve had due since my birthday. Fun! An interview, an introduction, a book to agent, a YA novel to finish, and a big fat copyedit. I’ll come up for air soon.Soon. Ha.

“Soon” can be a torturously long time.

In honor of the last thing on my list, give me the most flowery, terrible sentence that you could ever imagine writing. Come on. I know you can do it. Impress me!!